OnStar?

So, Adam locked my car this morning on accident and my keys were inside so I called OnStar to have them unlock my car. Well, I dialed what I thought was their number and this is what I heard:


"Hey man whats up, never mind, I know whats up and I can help you take care of it man."

I was like, OMG, what did I just dial? So I went to a website that tells you what your phone number spells and the number I dialed spelled:

1-888-HOMO-RUB.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.